Sign's You May Be A Bodybuilder

1 You've used a nail file on your palms.
2 You'd rather get a new pair of wraps than socks in your Xmas stocking.
3 You claim to 'eat chocolate' but are referring to protein shakes.
4 Their is a shelf in your fridge devoted to eggs.
5 When you answer the question 'how many sets have you got left', he/she thinks that you're being sarcastic
6 Why are your friends UPSET(!) when they gain weight?
7 You use a calculator to add up the amount on the bar.
8 You no longer possess 'gym gear' - just 'clothes'.
9(If you are a man) straight men spend more time eying you up than women.
10(If you are a women) women and men often do a 'double take' - the second time is to make sure.
11 You no longer use the traditional days of the week ('Monday, Tuesday, etc'). Now it's 'leg day, shoulders, big back, bench work' etc.
12 The 'all you can eat buffet' runs out of chicken, tuna and eggs when you visit, but the sauces, olives, cheeses and croutons remain level.
13 Trousers that to fit around your waist don't fit around your thighs.
14 T-Shirts that fit around your waist don't fir around you arms, shoulders or chest.
15 You've been accused of wearing a 'muscle top' when you weren't.
16 You've been accused of 'posing' when lining up at the till.
17 For some reason you no longer have to weave through crowds.
18 You know off had how many grams of protein you've eaten today.
19 Lunch break is the hardest you work all day.
20 You regularly - systematically - ingest substances that most people haven't heard of.
21 One day your neigbour will have a Jaguar. One day you will have a squat rack.
22 (The big one) When you read No20, you didn't consider yourself 'most people'. In fact, it is a phrase you have used before to in defense of your lifestyle.
PS:23 You HAVE defended your lifestyle.